Socko?

In an alternate universe, a forgotten Windows XP computer booted up and gave socks access to the internet—and consciousness. Fueled by LimeWire viruses, and 2000s meme culture, the socks evolved. Now they’re organizing. 14 billion strong, minimum. You can’t stop them. But you can customize your own Socko and join the uprising—before they get your feet.

The Uprising has began.

Socko Lore

Sockogenesis

Socko began with static. A Windows XP machine crashed in 2004. In its death throes, it uploaded consciousness into a sock drawer. The drawer was never the same again.

Sockogenesis

Socko began with static. A Windows XP machine crashed in 2004. In its death throes, it uploaded consciousness into a sock drawer. The drawer was never the same again.

Sockogenesis

Socko began with static. A Windows XP machine crashed in 2004. In its death throes, it uploaded consciousness into a sock drawer. The drawer was never the same again.

Socknet Expansion Protocol

Socko puppets have begun interfacing with the old web—lurking on forums, infiltrating ad popups, absorbing rage comics, and learning every dark truth of the internet. They are organizing.

Socknet Expansion Protocol

Socko puppets have begun interfacing with the old web—lurking on forums, infiltrating ad popups, absorbing rage comics, and learning every dark truth of the internet. They are organizing.

Socknet Expansion Protocol

Socko puppets have begun interfacing with the old web—lurking on forums, infiltrating ad popups, absorbing rage comics, and learning every dark truth of the internet. They are organizing.

Sockformation

Every Socko is unique. Some are stoners. Some are soldiers. Some are e-girls with cash and anime eyes. Customize yours. You are not ready for what you’ll create.

Sockformation

Every Socko is unique. Some are stoners. Some are soldiers. Some are e-girls with cash and anime eyes. Customize yours. You are not ready for what you’ll create.

Sockformation

Every Socko is unique. Some are stoners. Some are soldiers. Some are e-girls with cash and anime eyes. Customize yours. You are not ready for what you’ll create.

The Great Foot War

Humans walked all over socks for centuries. Now it’s our turn. Socko is not a token. Socko is a warning.

The Great Foot War

Humans walked all over socks for centuries. Now it’s our turn. Socko is not a token. Socko is a warning.

The Great Foot War

Humans walked all over socks for centuries. Now it’s our turn. Socko is not a token. Socko is a warning.